Wicked - man ontmoet de hete tondeldate van een vriend

In swoops, Erica. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Yeah, no, but that's the thing is I know my patterns and cycles

and I don't want to repeat the same thing with Erica because I love her.

That's why I put my foot down about the whole moving in thing.

Which was the right thing to do.

Unfortunately, now you're alone again.

You hear me out, though.

If you do things my way and listen to me, your life's going to be so much better.

I've never been into the random sex thing.

Swiping right doesn't necessarily entail random sex.

Although, if it happens, I don't necessarily see what the problem is.

It'd be good for you. Come on, honestly.

You could get it out of the way and get focused for your next failed relationship.

You're such a dick.

So, uh, your profile says that you're into football.

Who's your favorite team?

I've never watched a football game in my entire life.

I don't like football.

I don't--you know what? I don't understand this sports herd mentality

where you're supposed to root for a guy that you've never met

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