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My girlfriend and I have a game we like to play.

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Having a good time tonight?

Hi

I'm Eddie

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Danny

It's nice to meet you, Danny

I wait

She's gorgeous, right?

She plays with her hair.

She gives him that look.

She lets him get close.

And just when he thinks he's in.

Oh, my gosh. - Oh, careful.

Oh, sorry.

You look really familiar.

I'm--I'm sorry.

Do I know you from somewhere?

You know what? Actually, you look really familiar.

Are you the girl that's in those dog food commercials?

Yeah, that's right. - Yeah.

Can I tell you something personal?

I know this is kind of weird, but...

Okay. - Every time I see

one of those commercials,

I have this fantasy that I'll be out,

and I'm walking, and I see you,

and you got that little Pomeranian

from the commercial,

and you're walking it down the street,

and I call out to you, and you come up to me,

and I grab you, and I just give you

the most intense, fucking passionate kiss

that you've ever gotten.

I hate you. I hate you.

We play the game when we get bored at bars.

I guess it's a little mean, but I get a kick out of it.

And Dani's an actress, so she has fun.

I hate you. I hate you.

Clementine's birthday thing is Friday.

So do you wanna go?

She's just your ex at home.

See why there's this built-in birthday obligation.

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