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My girlfriend and I have a game we like to play.
5 4 3
Having a good time tonight?
Hi
I'm Eddie
Danny
It's nice to meet you, Danny
I wait
She's gorgeous, right?
She plays with her hair.
She gives him that look.
She lets him get close.
And just when he thinks he's in.
Oh, my gosh. - Oh, careful.
Oh, sorry.
You look really familiar.
I'm--I'm sorry.
Do I know you from somewhere?
You know what? Actually, you look really familiar.
Are you the girl that's in those dog food commercials?
Yeah, that's right. - Yeah.
Can I tell you something personal?
I know this is kind of weird, but...
Okay. - Every time I see
one of those commercials,
I have this fantasy that I'll be out,
and I'm walking, and I see you,
and you got that little Pomeranian
from the commercial,
and you're walking it down the street,
and I call out to you, and you come up to me,
and I grab you, and I just give you
the most intense, fucking passionate kiss
that you've ever gotten.
I hate you. I hate you.
We play the game when we get bored at bars.
I guess it's a little mean, but I get a kick out of it.
And Dani's an actress, so she has fun.
I hate you. I hate you.
Clementine's birthday thing is Friday.
So do you wanna go?
She's just your ex at home.
See why there's this built-in birthday obligation.
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