TETUDA

Slap up a cop in the snatchy mind of his uniform

Leaving with his socks, hard bottoms, and bloomers on

And hanging by his balls from the horn of a unicorn

Y'all ****** intellect mad slow, y'all fags know

Claiming you banging, you flaming

Bet you could light your own cigarette with your ass on

Me and Shady dead at the pass, so that basically resurrected my cash flow

I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke

Though I ain't rap tight, my blood type's the 80s

My 90s was like the Navy, you was like the Brady's

You still fly kites daily

Catch me in my Mercedes bumpin' ice, ice, baby

Screaming Shady 'til I die, like I have a paradise

Life's crazy, so I live it 'til the fullest

Tell 'em, "Swayze, and you only live it once"

So I'm thinking 'bout this nice, nice land

And wait, don't stop me now 'fore I get on a roll

Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is

'Cause she's kinda famous

And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this

Nicki Minaj's what I wanna stick my penis in your anus

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