Praten en aftrekken 1

Well I'm certainly not going to start wanking. That's gross.

So I guess this is my first walking video then.

Let's just hope it's better than my first wank.

I started looking at porn when I was about 10.

But I didn't have my first wank until I was about 14, 15.

I remember it quite well.

I was watching

porn, as I always did, and one day I decided to try something different.

I tried to see what they were, what the guy was doing to that girl.

So I decided to make my hand like what that was.

So I decided to put my hand down like this.

So I put my hand down on the bed.

And I started fucking

my hand

like this. Then all of a sudden

I needed to pee. So I ran to the bathroom, but there was no pee.

It was really weird.

So then I went on the bathroom

floor and I resumed pumping my hand.

And then I needed to pee again.

This time I was right beside the toilet, so I kept doing what I was doing.

And then, all of a sudden, something happened. I was about to

And nothing came out. I was far ********* to come at that point.

I wouldn't come for another year. Oh my god, it felt weird.

I don't think I like my first wife very much. I think it kind of burned.

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