Perverse stiefvader

Why are you asking me questions?

You're smelling my panties!

Oh my god.

I knew you've been doing this.

I...

My laundry basket's been going through the whole time.

Every time I get out of the shower, my underwear is gone.

I...

I knew it.

And now who's gonna go to mom?

No way!

I knew you were here by yourself.

Mom will kill me.

Hayley, no please. Please don't do that.

Please, can it just be our little secret?

Seriously, I'll do whatever you want, but just...

Just don't tell mom.

Our little secret?

What's wrong with you?

Well, look...

I'll buy you that new car,

and I'll do whatever you want,

but just don't tell mom, 'cause this is bad.

You'll buy me my new car?

I will.

I'll buy you that car you wanted for college,

and, you know, but just...

You won't tell mom, okay? It's a deal.

It's a deal.

Are you gonna take the limit off of my credit cards?

No way.

No way.

That's too much.

Mom will divorce you.

Oh god.

Okay, okay.

New car, I'll take the limit off the credit card.

We got a deal?

Come on, that's good enough.

You know, daddy, you're in big trouble.

What do you mean?

Like, I know this is...

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