Off the record - ep 21 - het wordt pittiger door Redlady2k

Dare!

I dare you to take a hot selfie and send it to the last person you text with.

I always knew you secretly wanted to ruin my life.

I am part of that power which eternally woves evil and eternally works good.

Hush! I'm concentrating here.

Oh, she's so cute.

Oh no, I thought it was Ingrid, but it was actually my own landlady.

She'll love it.

Yeah.

Can I see it?

Are you my landlady?

No.

Then you can't.

Let's see. Truth or dare, Matt?

Dare.

I dare you to do 30 push-ups and after each rep, you must say a nice thing about us.

Man, I don't know if I can do 30 while I'm high.

Of course you can.

I hope I don't ********.

Saya has beautiful eyes.

I like Ingrid's dress.

Aurora's freckles are lovely.

Keep going.

And your new haircut suits you so well.

I mean, keep doing push-ups. You don't have to focus only on me.

Yeah, Matt. My self-esteem is rapidly decreasing.

Your tits are massive, Saya.

You can do better.

Your tits are in perfect shape, Ingrid.

That's more like it.

Aurora's arithmetical skills are unparalleled.

Huh? Was it 30 already?

Now I'm counting.

Fuck.

Less swearing, more caring.

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