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And if you apply for some credit cards, then maybe rack up some credit, come back.

Because I need a guarantee in order to loan you some money.

Whether it be your job, a co-signer, or something that's between me and you.

And that would be basically, um, I will take some naked pictures of you for collateral.

What?

Yeah, and I won't show anybody as long as you pay me back.

Oh, now I have to think about it.

Think about it?

Okay, well, come back after you think about it if you want to borrow the money.

Okay.

I can tell you what, I'll loan you even more.

I'll loan you $700 if you let me take pictures of you.

And I won't show anybody as long as you pay it back.

Alright.

Okay?

Okay?

Great.

So, come have a seat at my desk.

On your desk?

Yeah, I want to see your money.

So, there's actually a camera over there, a ************era.

So, as long as you get naked, I'll have collateral.

So, take them off.

Everything?

Yeah, I want to see your body.

That's the collateral.

Come over here where I can see you again.

Don't be shy.

So the bottom's still.

Wow, you have a nice landing strip there.

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