lesson from momma

Why don't you come over and sit down next to me?

I'm not mad, but I just really think that you need to know the difference between having

sex with just anybody and having to use one of these, or having sex with somebody you

love and trust and not having to use one of these.

The kind of girl that would make you put one of these on is not the kind of girl we want.

That's not marriage material, Junior.

I'm very disappointed in you for that.

That kind of girl carries disease.

That kind of girl also wants to trap you.

She wants to take your seed and she wants to make a baby, and we don't want that kind

of girl, do we?

No, we don't want that kind of girl.

But you poor thing.

I guess I haven't been very empathetic towards you.

You probably don't have much choice, do you?

I thought.

You know, this might be a teachable moment.

Why don't you let me show you the difference in what a condom feels like with a girl that

you don't trust and what no condom feels like with a girl you do trust.

How would that be?

Okay.

So why don't you take your pants off and come on over here and I'll show you something.

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