Ik zou nog steeds ...

Can you let the viewers know what happened? Because they're bound to ask.

I had a nasty accident. If I tell you, I'll have to kill you, and that's how it happened.

I pushed out of a window, I broke my back, so I'm *******ed from the waist down.

I can't move or feel anything below the waist, but I'm very, very bendy.

Excellent. And when was that?

September 2008.

So a couple of years... what is it now?

Two and a half years.

Two and a half years ago. Okay, cool. And are you warm enough?

I can lift my top off, and that's warm.

That's weird. Okay.

Can you show us what you've got under your T-shirt or whatever the purple thing is?

What are you dealing with?

A lovely tattoo.

Oh, yeah.

A silk bra.

That is nice.

Woo-hoo!

Excellent. Okay, can you lose the cardigan for now?

It's pretty busy around here.

Woo!

Let's see what we can get away with.

Do you think we can take a bra off before the vest?

Just take a bra off?

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