Daar betaal ik niet voor - Cory Chase

Technician.

Technician.

Hi, yes, yes, yes, uh, Cory Chase?

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Yes, that's the right address.

Yes, I'm calling about my computer.

I just bought this thing a couple months ago.

It's got a warranty on it, and it's saying "Drive Not Found" every time I try to start it.

It just froze up on me, and I tried to restart it, and it says "Drive Not Found."

So, what is wrong with my computer, and why would it do this at, like, two months?

What do you mean somebody has to come out?

They can't, no, they can't come out.

They, no.

I don't want anybody to see what's on my computer.

It's sensitive information.

I'm sorry, I cannot have somebody come out.

Well, I need my computer fixed.

Alright, yeah, just send somebody out.

Just do it, alright?

Bye.

Fuck you.

Yes, come in.

Hello ma'am, here to fix your computer.

Yes, can you please fix this? There's nothing happening here.

What's it saying?

Uh, right now, it's nothing. It's a blue screen with a cursor on it.

That sounds bad ma'am. You didn't buy one of those warranties did you?

Yes, I did. I spent like two or three hundred dollars because I just bought the computer a couple months ago and the stupid salesman...

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