Schattige blonde meid wordt geneukt op een barkruk

Well, anyway, some asshole in writing class in my college years once told me

to write from experience. So, sometimes I do that.

Oops. I think this light is going to my head. I don't think so.

This place is so nice. It reminds me of last year. I went to Italy with my next boyfriend.

The food there was so good. I've not had food like that until now.

Have you ever been to Italy? No, I haven't.

My gosh, you should go. I'd love it. I'd love to go back there again.

Maybe we should go. We'll have so much fun.

That's pretty ambitious for a second date, don't you think?

Not now, silly. I mean, like, later. We'll get to know each other a bit better.

Yeah? Yeah.

What are you thinking?

Nothing.

Well, I was wondering when you were going to pay the bill so we can get the hell out of here.

What?

The bill's been sitting there for like 10 minutes or so, you haven't even reached for it yet.

Are you serious?

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