Grote man Ray (kies #1518)

Hi Pineapple!

Hi! How's things in the merchandising business?

Okay... I guess.

Okay I guess? Doesn't sound too okay to me. What's up?

Not the pressure babe.

My boss Michael is driving me nuts.

I'm really under the ***.

We got this new product and I've got to come up with an ad campaign.

What's the rush?

Simple. We're almost ready to rock and roll.

But we can't release it until the advertising.

So Michael's driving me crazy to come up with something fast.

What's the product?

Moose. For women.

Yeah, another one. It's called Rain Woman.

It gives you the wet look.

Oh really? Don't you do that kind of thing all the time?

That's the problem. I've done so much. I just can't think of anything original.

Oh Pineapple, burnt out at such a tender age.

Oh God, it's not funny Pipe. I've got to come up with something.

You shoot a lot of that stuff for men. I thought that you could think of something.

What about one of your girlfriends? They have that wet look.

Hmm, no I don't think so. I don't think my girlfriends could help.

Let me think about this one.

This might take a little time.

Time is what I don't have. I need a hook for this thing fast.

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